posted by Evi on Apr 19
So how’s everyone doing out there, considering the economy? Not too bad, I hope.
Me? I’m just waiting to see what happens to my million dollar bonus this year. Will they take it back or give the IRS 90% of it?
OMG, what will that do to my lifestyle? I may have to trade in my Maybach limo for a mere Mercedes and, oh horrors, give up my private jet and travel commercial to my homes in Europe and the Caribbean. Though, I guess I’ll keep my estate on Long Island’s Gold Coast but I may have to cut down some on the staff. I think two gardeners and three maids should be able to handle things quite nicely when I’m not around.
Downsizing my 10,000 square foot Gulf front Southwest Florida home is out of the question since I spend most of the year there, but maybe I’ll give up the yacht since boating makes me seasick anyway.
But no matter what – I’ll still have a helluva lot more than you little people out there. I won’t have to worry about losing my home and living under the bridge over the Caloosahatchee River, nor will I have to fight my dog for his kibbles and bits. I’ll still hang onto my Lamborghinis and the Maserati – after all, gas prices have dropped – so I’ll still be able to afford to drive them.
And unlike you out there, I’m not worried about losing my job. Hell, I’ve got enough Golden Parachutes, pensions and whatnot to keep me going in style for the rest of my life.
Best of all, the Government can’t get its hands on my Swiss Bank Accounts so with a little frugality and downsizing on my part I am set for years to come. Unlike you little people out there.
(I hope you all are aware that I’m just kidding. Makes you kinda sick to hear all this crap about AIG and others getting their bonuses from our tax dollars. I mean, if you have nothing better to do with your money send it to me!)
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